East Bay Divers - Dive Bar Aficionados

Customer Appreciation Night 2010 at Time Out Bar & Patio
1822 Grant Street Concord

Long time Diver Cliff (Capo) points out Martinez will be hosting a fun run the same day as our trip. The website says street closures will be from
7am to 10am and notes "though it does not usually last that long" our train leaves at 11:44 so it shouldn't be a problem. You should be aware parking may be at a premium. Here's the list of closures incase you wanted to arrive downtown early for breakfast.

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Old Town Sacramento

When: March 14, 2009. Saturday before St. Paddy's day.
Points of Interest: Back Door Lounge, California Fats, Cantina Del Rio,
Fanny Ann's, Fat City, O'Malley's, Pre Flight Lounge, Hard Rock.
( Willemina's, Hogs Head Brewery R.I.P.)

Round trip Tickets $36.00 each.
or
If purchased in groups of 5, we can use the 10 trip multi-ride ticket $103.00 ($20.60 each)
everyone on the multi-ride ticket must return on the same train.

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This morning the Administration said each one of us would get $300.
It was supposed to be $800 but they dropped it to a $300 tax rebate...
There are other amounts depending on individual circumstances.....
HOWEVER
If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, all the money will go to China.
If we spend it on gasoline it will all go to the Arabs, and neither will help the American economy.
We need to keep that money here in America, so the only way I can see to keep that money here at home
is to buy beer, spend it on prostitution or play golf, as those are the only businesses still in the U.S.!
Your cooperation will be appreciated

WARNING! TRAIN TRIP WARNING!

Old Sacramento State Historic Park.
Join us on an educational trip to the drinking establishments of this
beautiful California historic state park.
(by educational, I mean experiment with mixing alcohols, find out how many shots are "too many", learn the correct way to throw an Absinthe spoon, discover new cocktails. You may even see some of the state park walking to and from the train station.)

When: March 15, 2008. Saturday before St. Paddy's day.
Points of Interest: Back Door Lounge, California Fats, Cantina Del Rio,
Fanny Ann's, Fat City, O'Malley's, Willemina's, Hard Rock.
(Hogs Head Brewery R.I.P.)

Train Leaves Martinez:	Train Arrives Sac:
9:44 am	10:55 am.

Train Leaves Sac:	Arrives in Martinez:
4:40 pm 5:40 pm	5:40 pm 6:40 pm

Round trip Tickets $36.00 each.
or
If purchased in groups of 5, we can use the 10 trip multi-ride ticket $103.00 ($20.60 each)
everyone on the multi-ride ticket must return on the same train.

WARNING! TRAIN TRIP WARNING!

One Star Hangover (*):
No pain. No real feeling of illness. You're able to function relatively well; however, you are still parched. You can drink 5 sodas and still feel this way. For some reason, you are craving a steak & fries.

Two Star Hangover (**):
No pain, but something is definitely amiss. You may look okay, but you have the mental capacity of a staple gun. The coffee you are chugging is only increasing your rumbling gut, which is still tossing around the fruity pancake from the 3:00 AM Waffle House excursion. There is some definite havoc being wreaked upon your bowels.

Three Star Hangover (***):
Slight headache. Stomach feels crappy. You are definitely not productive. Anytime a girl walks by you gag because her perfume reminds you of theflavored schnapps shots your alcoholic friends dared you to drink. Life would be better right now if you were home in your bed watching Lucy reruns. You've had 4 cups of coffee, a gallon of water, 3 iced teas and a diet Coke --- yet you haven't peed once.

Four Star Hangover (****):
Life sucks. Your head is throbbing. You can't speak too quickly or else you might puke. Your boss has already lambasted you for being late and has given you a lecture for reeking of booze. You wore nice clothes, but that can't hide the fact that you only shaved one side of your face. (For the ladies, it looks like you put your make-up on while riding the bumper cars.) Your eyes look like one big red vein, and even your hair hurts. Your sphincter is in perpetual spasm, and the first of about five shits you take during the day brings water to the eyes of everyone who enters the bathroom.

Five Star Hangover (*****):
You have a second heartbeat in your head, which is actually the annoying employee who sits in the next cube. Vodka vapor is seeping out of every pore and making you dizzy. In fact, you are probably still drunk. You still have toothpaste crust in the corners of your mouth from brushing your teeth in an attempt to get the remnants of the poop fairy out. Your body has lost the ability to generate saliva so your tongue is suffocating you. You don't have the foggiest idea who the hell the stranger was passed out in your bed this morning. Any attempt to defecate results in a fire hose like discharge of alcohol-scented fluid with a rare 'floater' thrown in. The sole purpose of this 'floater' seems to be to splash the toilet water all over your ass. Death sounds pretty good about right now!

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THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
Indubitably
Innovative
Preliminary
Proliferation
Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
Specificity
British Constitution
Passive-aggressive disorder
Loquacious Transubstantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
Nope, no more booze for me.
Sorry, but you're not really my type.
Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight.
Oh, I just couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing.

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Here at EBD we receive a lot of photos, I thought I would share a few with you..

She appears to be invisible.. Are those Zombies in the background?
A hundred bucks say she's barefoot.


All that is Bacon	Hmmmm....	$60 Many Bacon shoes to choose from. Click the photo above	$7.99 at think geek. Click the photo.

Train 724 Leaves Martinez:	Train 724 Arrives Sac:
9:44 am	10:55 am.

Train Leaves Sac:	Arrives in Martinez:
7:10 pm	8:10 pm